2 February 2016 10:05 pm
Into the belly of the beast
It is with great reluctance that Viatorus takes up his PINpoint in one hand and his phone in the other. He had been desperately hoping that he could avoid going home at all. Had everything worked out perfectly, he would be back in his own body before Isidor even suspected a thing... That... was not going to work. He needed her help, and this curse was not wearing off like he'd planned. Being in another form in a dream is one thing. Being in someone else's physical body while watching his own walk around... is entirely different.
After sending a quick text to Isidor before he chickened out, Viatorus gathered Steve and Harrowheart together. "Alright. Let's go and see if we can find something to fix this."
He PINpoints them to his London apartment. This is decidedly larger and more spacious than the one they just came from. The living room stretches out and the theme of classic creams, woods and warm colours dominates the apartment. The room is flanked by bookcases, a fireplace in the centre and a large television that's currently off. It looks like something out a magazine, perfectly manicured and tidy.
"Should I order you guys some food or shall we wait? We'll probably be going to the manor anyway, after Isidor meets us here."
After sending a quick text to Isidor before he chickened out, Viatorus gathered Steve and Harrowheart together. "Alright. Let's go and see if we can find something to fix this."
He PINpoints them to his London apartment. This is decidedly larger and more spacious than the one they just came from. The living room stretches out and the theme of classic creams, woods and warm colours dominates the apartment. The room is flanked by bookcases, a fireplace in the centre and a large television that's currently off. It looks like something out a magazine, perfectly manicured and tidy.
"Should I order you guys some food or shall we wait? We'll probably be going to the manor anyway, after Isidor meets us here."
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But Light! First he has to get over this apartment! He thought the last one was fancy. This is extravagant, and so well-designed. Part of him is terrified of eventually seeing the family manor. He can't think about that right now. No, there are other things to busy himself with. Like window gazing! If there are any immediately obvious he's running right to them. If there aren't, he's on the hunt.
"Whatever you want!" he shouts back as he goes.
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Knowing they're going to be swapped back soon is more than a little comforting. The apartment...if something the size of a modest house could be called such...is certainly nice but Steve's attention is more on Viatorus. He's doing his best to emulate the posture the other is keeping in Harrow's body. He wants to cause as little trouble as possible, and if that means not shaming his family over a commoner in his body, then Steve will do his best to at least look like he's trying not to drag Viatorus' name and body through the mud.
He is curious as to what London looks like...but he's certain they'll see plenty outside.
"I'm not hungry, at the moment." Steve assures Viatorus with a small smile. "Mostly just nervous. Meaning no offense, but I'm ready to be back in my own body again."
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"I think we'd all be glad to be back in our own bodies." And, honestly, he's more than a little nervous too. Telling Isidor about all of this isn't something he's looking forward to. "So, I think we'll talk to Isidor, PINpoint to the manor, and get busy looking through the notes there. Isidor can call in a specialist while we search for answers. That's... That's a plan, isn't it?"
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A revelation dawns on him. "Everyone is human," he whispers to himself. And it's true. Humans everywhere. Only humans. Brown and black and white, but only human. Humans who shaped this entire world, from the perfect topiaries to the roaring automobiles. Now and then the sounding of a car horn or an emergency vehicle causes him to jump, but each time he laughs it off.
He rubs at his eyes before he chances looking back to the others. Hopefully they aren't close enough to see the emotion on his face. When he feels he's looking a little more presentable he returns inside from the balcony and joins the others.
"Steve," he asks, clearing his throat. "How good are you at puttin' on a Viatorus accent? 'Cause you gotta sound the part too y'know."
I AM SO SORRY I FORGOT TO TRACK THIS
Internally he is screaming.
"G-good morning sister? How are you today?" It is the worst (best) attempt at a Brooklynite doing a British accent in the history of forever.
It happens!
Put on some kind of 1800s British Street Urchin accent in V's body. 'Owdy Guvnuh
He quickly changes the subject. "Speakin' of Isidor... Does she already know we're switched up? She ain't gonna come in here and hug Steve and slap you for bein' an undead jerk, right?"
But then he thinks to ask something. He squints at Steve, eyes him up and down. Right, he's Viatorus. Eyeing people to discern things about them doesn't work so well when nobody's in the right form. "Steve, you got any brothers or sisters? Maybe you oughta play this up and see what it's like to have one?"
He'd be worse then Dick Van Dyke in Marry Poppins
"I could just pretend you were made mute." Steve sighs and buries his face in his hands. "This is never going to work..." But hopefully he can get by with just polite nodding and soft murmurs of 'ehllo' and the like. Why didn't he think of this sooner?
"Only child." Steve replies with the shake of his head. "And I rather doubt Viatorus would want me to try fooling Isidor for my own curiosity."
Oh dear gods....
"I'm not sure any of us could fool Isidor." It's offered as some sort of vague consolation. Even if Steve had to write, Viatorus suspects that the words and sentence structures would have key differences between how the two of them write.
The conversation of what to do is rendered somewhat moot by a knock on the door. There's no way they could figure out how to convince anyone of anything between now and the time it takes to invite someone in. With a hesitant glance to his friends, Viatorus takes a moment before going to the door and opening it. The mildly troubled face on the other side turns into a deathly cold stare. It's not an expression he's used to seeing from his sister, and certainly never directed at him.
"What are you doing here?" The question is one that suggests he should explain what's going on. Fast.
Suddenly back to his jittery self, he steps aside and welcomes her in. "Please, come inside. We need to talk to you. It's urgent."
The voice is wrong. The demeanour is wrong. The request for help is unexpected. Still, Isidor eyes 'Harrowheart' suspiciously as she moves past him, only taking her eyes off of him when she spots 'Viatorus'. Quickly, she strides to moves over to her brother. "Viatorus, what's going on?"
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He stands at the perimeter of the group, stark still and totally, absolutely dead-ass quiet while he watches Isidor stride toward Steve thinking he's her brother. It's only a matter of time until she finds out who he is, and then...
All pretenses of the confidence Jim suggested he have are slowly deteriorating. Oh well. The best laid plans of mice and men-children.
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No. He knows what to say. There's a way to diffuse all of this very quickly. He clears his throat and smiles. It's not Viatorus' smile.
"Steve Rogers, actually." Not a hint of a British accent to be found. "Viatorus was the one who answered the door, and our friend Harrowheart is over there in my best suit from 1941, so don't hold it against him for it being out of fashion." He takes a step back and puts his hands on his hips. "We've had a very long twenty four hours, so rather than being upset and glaring daggers at your brother, would you be willing to hear us out? We did want your help."
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"What do you mean?" She speaks slowly, warily, trying to figure this out, uncertain of what she's dealing with here. "What's going on?"
"We were in the Nexus, and... something happened, and... we've swapped bodies," Viatorus explains nervously. "Steve is in my body, and Harrowheart is in Steve's body, a-and I'm in Harrowheart's body."
Isidor just... stares, mouth slightly agape in disbelief as she slowly processes this.
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Then Isidor's eyes sweep over him and he feels a rush of fear and excitement. The fear is mostly for Steve's body: He wouldn't want her to resort to any of those powerful and violent magical maneuvers Viatorus said she's capable of in order to get an unwelcome invader out of her midst.
The best he can do is wiggle his fingers in the most non-threatening greeting he can muster.
"Heh, hey Isidor," he says with a quiet and anxious laugh. "Didn't expect to be seein' you again, uh, so soon..."
Take note, Steve. This is how you snare the ladies.
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"Viatorus is telling the truth. We sorta hoped it would wear off by the morning. Since it hasn't, we're trying to find a way to correct the...whatever magic caused this." Steve gives a vague gesture and a shrug because yeah, he still doens't get magic.
"You should know however that Lyall has been here the entire time and can corroborate our explanations. Not to mention the three of us have been as safe as we possibly can be since this has happened, so no harm has come to your brother or his body." He remembers how protective she was last time they met.
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Hesitantly, Isidor looks at Viatorus. She needs to check that it's him. Really him, and not some imposter. "Your token...?"
"Steve has it. It's in his jacket pocket," Viatorus answers instantly, though he quickly raises a hand that curls back as soon as it's got her attention. "D-Don't use it. I don't think it will end well."
That seems to be an acceptable answer, because she takes a deep breath and looks at each of them in turn. "So... You're Viatorus... And you're Steve... And you're Harrowheart..." It looks like this is finally sinking in now, and she's making sure to remain calm and think this through. "Oh gods... Okay... What... What did this to you? Do you have any clue what might reverse it?"
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"Doctor Hill," Harrow blurts out. If Steve's going to be helpful by spilling beans then so is he. "He's some kinda super-powerful psychic caster. Like a shadow priest, y'know? He changed up our minds, but not our souls I don't think. He said we could all get right by bein' empathetic, but –" He scoffs smugly and runs a hand through his hair. "I think we been plenty empathetic and we ain't turned back to ourselves yet. So we figured you with your... considerable power and knowledge? Might know how to change us back."
How can you say that and not sound like you're mocking the woman?
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"Harrow's right. We tried doing things our way. Now it's time to confess we need a helping hand to put us to rights." Steve sounds so sure of himself when he says it. Then again, Isidor is the best chance they've got at getting this fixed, so being anything less than confident isn't going to do them much good.
This time he gives Viatorus a glance then looks back to Isidor.
"I have it on pretty good authority however, that I can't really accurately talk like your brother does. So if it involves going back to your home, perhaps a little white lie that I've been rendered mute wouldn't hurt matters if we're keeping this under wraps."
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"Doctor Hill?" She looks at Harrowheart's body, taking a second to swallow down the discomfort that comes with seeing her brother in that body. "Isn't that the man you consulted with?"
"Yes, but... He's perfectly nice, really. I... I think he's just..." Viatorus hums thoughtfully before settling on, "He needs to learn better methods of teaching his point."
"Right..." She holds her hands out in a placating gesture. "Let's think. Bodyswapping means we need information of out of body experiences, possession, projection, and meditative states... Which we'll find plenty of in the Archon's manor. We should start there, and... I'll contact the Necromancer. He might be able to come and help us. But..." She meets her brother's now blue gaze again. "Did you forget about tonight?"
"Tonight?"
"The dinner you're meant to be at? With the Archon and his guests?"
Viatorus' expression drops and he feels a sense of dread wash over him. "Oh gods..."
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Then, casual as can be, he turns to Steve and says, "Except, wait. I don't think you oughta pretend to be cursed silent. What happens if you accidentally speak? Or what if you need to speak? I think we oughta get more creative with this and say you got cursed to have a Brooklyn accent. We'll say you ran into an American wizard that wanted to make everything American. That way you can talk if you gotta, right?"
Hey, nobody ever said he was the ideas guy.
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Steve's not sure he can do this. He swallows hard and sucks in a deep breath. Then another.
"I don't think keeping silent is going to be hard, Harrow." Steve finally manages, biting at his lip. "I'll be too busy trying not to throw up from nerves."
Well. Now I know what I'm going to be humming for the next month...
That's not really a very forward thinking solution, but Isidor sighs and nods, hands resting on her hips. "Fine. We'll go to the manor. You and I can start looking for solutions." Her eyes slide over to look at Steve and Harrowheart. "Those two can get something to eat. Both those bodies need it anyway." And then her attention turns back to Viatorus. "But if we can't find anything in the next couple of hours, we need to work on a plan for dinner. You, or... Your body, anyway, needs to be there."
"But Harrowheart needs to stay around Steve in case he has an asthma attack... and I need to stay around Harrowheart in case..." It's only then that he realises that mentioning the whole worgen thing might be a bad idea. Swallowing hard, he looks over at Harrowheart and tries a different point. "In case he needs direction on how to act around the rest of the family."
"This is getting more complicated by the minute," Isidor mutters with another sigh. "Let's just keep it simple for now. Food for you two, study for us. Everyone agreed?"
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It's a half-baked plan, but he's already looking more confident.
"So let's get our asses to manor, read, get our grub on, solve this shit. 'Cause as much as I love ya, Steve, and as much as you're my bro now, V, I wanna be back in my old body."
#SorryNotSorry
Steve worries at the end of his sleeves while shifting from foot to foot.
"Is...is there anything I can do help? I mean, after food and the like?" Isidor and Viatorus are getting glances. So is Harrow. Why is he so calm about this? Well, obviously, he isn't going to accidentally wreck Viatorus'entire image or upset his family if he moves a tow out of line.
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While Isidor talks, Viatorus roots out his PINpoint again and finds the right co-ordinates. "Maybe we'll... we'll work it all out before... before anyone notices anything. Or has to do anything."
She looks around at Steve and Harrowheart again. "Any other questions, or are you ready?"
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"If I can't look through books I'll be happy just bein' with y'all. Maybe I could even, Idunno... get to know you?" He keeps that smile up, this time with a little less fear and a lot more sincerity.
Then he nods at Viatorus. "Take us to the manor, man. Let's get this over with."
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